I found you and I am still nothing
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I still haven’t recovered from when I was arguing with a kid and I said “yeah well you’re ugly” and he said “no I’m 4 years old” never been roasted that hard since
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i make ya man wanna speak spanish
Italian*👼
make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis
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any temperature above 70F is homophobic
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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”
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